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21 Questions That Will Haunt Us During the Scandal Hiatus

The first step is admitting you have a problem, right? Our names are Dara, Elisa, Abby and Michelle, and we're addicted to Scandal. As a result, we died and came back to life several times during last night's "pretzel ride" of an episode, as our friend, Scandal recapper, Tangela Ekhoff called it. (Tony Goldwyn, please feel free to call us again to discuss.)

　　

哈，小編就這麼直接的想把總統大人叫來解答啊?!?!

By Dara Adeeyo, Elisa Benson, Abby Gardner and Michelle Ruiz
April 5, 2013

The following 21 questions (one for every day until the gladiators return) will haunt us for the next three weeks. (Caution: Millions of spoilers ahead.)

以下內容有218之前的劇情，以及之後劇情的臆測。請慎入～

1. Would it be weird to hope against hope that Liv and Fitz stop fighting and have hospital sex?

　　

嗯，一點都不會！

2. But seriously, has someone saying "hi" ever FELT so much?

　　

絕對是前無古人，後無來者。

3. Is Killing Verna the New Defiance, the secret that's going to bring down Liv and Fitz? #pleaseno

　　

PLEASE NO too.

4. If Jake isn't the mole, someone else is. If contract killer Brian Mackenzie effed up Huck and called Cyrus, how is Cyrus related to the mole and why would Cy be being betraying Fitz?!

　　

NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!!!!!!

5. If Cyrus is a mole, would we be able to carry on with our lives? Probably not.

　　

肯定不行吶～

6. Albatross/The Mole and his underlings are really good, what with the tampering of the security cameras and dodging the sweeping at Liv's apt, etc. They're ALMOST gladiator good, as if they know how the glads work. Is the mole someone who knows them all intimately?

　　

最怕的就是這個了。千萬別是自己人吶～

7. Is Mellie the mole? Then again, she doesn't know sh*t....

　　

不太可能吧！

8. Is Mellie's soul dead?

　　

差不多。

9. Where is America's Baby?

　　

哥哥姐姐都沒露面了，小弟弟沒露面也不稀奇啊！
　　　　不過，能看到Fitz和Teddy的父子時光也是不錯的。

10. Why is Cyrus screwing up his baby's sleep schedule? From what we know, that is really messed up.

　　

……

11. Where did Liv get that heather grey wide lapel loungewear robe thingy because it's like butta?

　　

……

12. Abby and David. Can Abby please just admit she stole the damn Cytron chip?! So they can live happily ever after, like, immediately? (Love you, Josh Malina!)

　　

這戲是不會有happily ever after的。

13. Was Noel good in bed? How can anyone sleep with Fitz on THE desk in the Oval and then ever sleep with ANYONE ever again?!! Then again, she needed some, so, we get it.

　　

說的有理啊！
　　　　AGAIN!! 小編真的很愛Noel厚！時不時都要提一提。

14. How gross did that beer taste after the $300 bottle of wine Liv recently drank at Lisa Edelstein's? We shudder.

　　

……

15. Maybe Cy hired Brian Mackenzie to have Jake killed?

　　

嗯，不無可能，但婕兮希望不是。而且，怎麼會找到Liv房子裡去了。

16a. Who the eff was in Liv's apartment (and isn't it super-coincidental that he happened to be there the moment Jake admitted he was spying on her?) Or are we supposed to know that this was Brian Mackenzie?

　　

看著是帶著槍去的，應該不會那麼簡單就是Charlie。
　　　　但要說是Jack設計的，那也太神準了些。
　　　　Jack怎麼知道Olivia會因為看了總統大人的訪問，
　　　　賭氣跑來他的公寓，還剛好那時間點看到螢幕。

16b. When the eff will we know what's up with Harrison's former life? Brolivia Pope's history needs to be revealed.

　　

婕兮也好想探索Harrison的過去啊！

17. Will someone please force Huck into some psychotherapy or something?! Chiiiiild. He is suffering.

　　

Huck太太太太令人心疼了！

18. Jake was packing up a scary-looking bag and a concealed weapon right before Liv popped by with Gettysburger. Where was he going?

　　

婕兮始終相信Jack會是好人。Noel永遠都是好人～

19. Is Gettysburger like the In-N-Out of D.C.?

　　

哈，有可能！

20. The scene where Fitz talked to Mellie about their business-transaction relaysh. Were Fitz and Mellie in love until Mellie turned power hungry and cold? Or was Fitz really saying that he realizes now it was a set up (by big Jerry) and he was the fool for so long thinking he and Mellie just fell for each other?

　　

之前我猜測是前者，現在我相信是後者。

21. Will we survive the next three weeks?

　　

就算可以，也是很痛苦兼漫長的。感謝Shonda賜予我的生日禮物啊～

Scandalheads, what did we miss? What questions are tearing you up after last night's episode?

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